A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone's attention. "Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jeb?" he asks.
"What's he look like?" asks one shoddy-looking cowboy.
"Well," replies the Sheriff, "he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket."
"So what's he wanted for?" asks the same cowboy.
"Rustlin'."
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Let the good folks at Moody's Pub rustle up the BEST BURGERS IN CHICAGO , according to the Tribune, Sun-Times, Chicago Magazine and Citysearch.com.
Enjoy great food and a bargain in Moody's cozy dining room. It has the feel of a ski lodge and features two ROARING FIREPLACES, beamed ceiling with overhead fans, brick and stucco walls, stained glass and a bowl of COMPLIMENTARY PEANUTS on every candlelit table. Chicago Magazine has named Moody's one of the most romantic spots in the city.
Moody's is convenient to public transportation. The number 36 Broadway bus stops right in front and the Thorndale el stop on the red line is a two minute walk.
FREE OFF STREET PARKING for Moody's customers is available directly north of the pub. The lot is just south of Thorndale on the west side of the street.
Fight the winter blahs with charcoal broiled food, reasonable prices and a great atmosphere at Moody's Pub.
Moody's SUMMER Menu
CHICAGO'S BEST BURGERS! Chicago Tribune • Chicago Sun-Times • Chicago Magazine
MOODYBURGER ½ lb ...............................................$6.25 CHEESE MOODYBURGER ½ lb ................................$6.75 Choice of: American, Swiss or Cheddar THE MOODY BLEU BURGER ½ lb .............................$6.75 STEAK SANDWICH 8 oz ...........................................$7.25 GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST SANDWICH ...............$6.25 FRIED SEABURGER Breaded Fish Sandwich ............$4.50 SLOPPY JOE MoodyMade ........................................$4.75 Above Orders Include Fresh Cut Idaho Fries, Romaine Lettuce, Onion Slice, Dill Pickle FRENCH FRIED SHRIMP BASKET with fries ............$6.50 MOODY'S SIZEABLE SALAD ...................................$5.25 Romaine Lettuce with Bacon, Cherry Tomatoes, Diced Onion, Seasoned Croutons, Parmesan Cheese
Choice of: Creamy Garlic, French, Italian, 1000 Island, Ranch, Fat Free - Cholesterol Free Italian Bleu Cheese ... 50¢
P.S. ONION RINGS ...........$3.50HOUSE FRIES ...........$2.50 WHEN AVAILABLEFresh Cut Idahos
FOR THOSE WHO DON'T COFFEE Hot or Iced ....................................................$1.25 ICED TEA, LEMONADE (no free refills) ......................$1.25 MILK ...........................................................................$1.25 SOFT DRINKS (no free refills) ....................................$1.75 Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Ginger Ale, Root Beer, 7-Up PITCHER Iced Tea, Lemonade, Soft Drinks ..................$5.25 JUICES ........................................................................$1.25 Cranberry, Grapefruit, Orange, Pineapple, Tomato ILLUSION - FRUIT PUNCH .........................................$2.50
THE MOODY BREWS ALL BEER ON TAP STEIN PITCHER MICHELOB LITE .....................................$2.50..............$8.50 ANCHOR STEAM ....................................$3.00..............$9.00 MICHELOB ..............................................$2.75..............$8.75 BECKS .....................................................$3.25............$10.75 BERGHOFF DARK ...................................$3.00..............$9.00
WINE TIME GLASS ½ CARAFE CHABLIS * ROSÉ * BURGUNDY .............$3.25..............$6.75 GLASS PITCHER SANGRIA with Fresh Fruit ........................$3.75............$9.00 BOTTLE CHAMPAGNE ...............................................................$12.00 GLASS BOTTLE BLANC, ROUGE ........................................$3.75............$8.75 SAUVIGNON BLANC ................................$4.50..........$19.00 PINOT GRIGIO, Ca'del Sarto ...................$4.50..........$19.00 MERLOT, La Noble ...................................$5.00..........$21.00 CHARDONNAY, La Noble .........................$5.00...........$21.00 SHIRAZ, Robertson ...................................$5.00...........$21.00
MOODY MOONSHINE BAR LIQUORS...............................................................$3.75 CALL LIQUORS.............................................................$4.25 TOP SHELF LIQUORS...................................................$5.00 MARGARITA..................................................................$5.00 LONG ISLAND ICED TEA..............................................$5.50